I work in the media, so I was working at a break-neck pace November 4th. Knowing this, one of my best friends compiled me a list of the best of the worst status messages from Facebook that night. Below are people’s ACTUAL status updates... no...

I just polished off the last drops of my  Starbucks coffee, (which my barista informed me was “free to all voters,”) and am already planning my trip to Krispy Kreme this afternoon for my free, “patriotic,” election day doughnut...

I am totally and completely crushing, in the most hetero way possible. Let me tell you about my lady loves... Tina Fey: So Hot Right Now Honest to God, what person gay, straight or asexual isn’t crushing on Tina Fey  right now? I first f...